The Hidden Threat

Jonathan: The ESRB recently decided to retroactively change the rating of Bethesda Softwork's PC-style RPG Oblivion due to user-created modifications that enable partial nudity. Jonathan: We, as video game players, found this proposition to be preposterous. As such, we chose to retaliate in the only way we knew how: public mockery. Karl: This is The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe, C. S. Lewis's classic and wholesome New Testament Allegory. Karl: But parents beware! With only a simple modification, this seemingly innocent novel will corrupt the mind of your innocent child. Karl: BEHOLD! Jonathan: For the sake of the children we will now need to burn all your copies.