Sinister Tales, part 4

Dave: Why would I have an urn? Dave's Urn: For the same reason that Lenin has a display case. Dave: So that people can look at me? Dave's Urn: God I hate you... Karl: So... two things. First, why is Dave, who is totally dead, standing there? Second, why is his urn levitating? Mike: And for that matter, who's in the urn? I propose... a test! Jonathan: