The Schism, part 2

Jonathan: Finally, after lifetimes of research, I have managed to bring them together! Jonathan: A diamond pimp cane: MINERAL Jonathan: A Jack'o'lantern: VEGETABLE Jonathan: A Fancy Chicken: ANIMAL Jonathan: A children's story: PORNOGRAPHY Fancy Chicken: Jonathan: The four fundamental elements of Life! Now, my doomsday device is nearly complete! Jonathan: The final ingredient I need is the last cookie. Mike: At last! It is my turn to regale you with my version! Jonathan: And if Mike will just let me finish... Jonathan: Well, I think we all know how it ends. Dr. Cool: Karl: Dr. Cool: Hey! Chill out, bud. You're way out of line. Mike: *Sob* Disembodied Voice of Narration: To be continued... Karl: Jonathan: