YASD

Karl: Karl: Disembodied Voice of Narration: The bear bites. The bear hits. The bear grabs you!--More-- You feel very attracted to the bear.--More-- Karl: OWW... wait, what? Disembodied Voice of Narration: The bear murmurs in your ear, while helping you undress.--More-- "Take off your sleeping bag; it's in the way." You feel less warm.--More-- It is no longer difficult to walk.--More-- Karl: Disembodied Voice of Narration: Time stands still while you and the bear lie in each other's arms...--More-- Karl: Disembodied Voice of Narration: The bear seems to have enjoyed it more than you...--More-- You feel exhausted.--More-- The bear demands that you pay it, but you refuse...--More-- Karl: Karl: Huh. Disembodied Voice of Narration: All of a sudden, you die for no apparent reason.--More-- Do you want your possessions identified? [ynq] (n) Karl: q.