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Disembodied Voice of Narration: Support the "homosexual agenda" by voting in a homophobic survey!
Jonathan: How can I say no!

Disembodied Voice of Narration: Student expelled from high school for being Asian and quiet
Karl: I wonder if he played video games?

Disembodied Voice of Narration: Hamlet in 7 Panels (comic)
Mike: Pretentious bastards!  Who do they think they are, trying to improve on Shakespeare!  Did they add thousands of words to the English language like he did?  I THINK NOT!  Really, the sheer nerve of some people trying to dilute the works of the Bard. I mean, honestly, to take a work of the depth and breadth of Hamlet, unquestionably Shakespeare's greatest masterpiece, and eviscerate it in some sort of sophomoric attempt to create a sort of condensed literature for comics fans....  Why that's the worst idea I've ever heard in my life!  And I wasn't born yesterday, no sir!  I was born on Tuesday, December the 7th, 1982, the 51st anniversary of the bombing of Pearl Harbor, a Day that will Live in Infamy.  But anyway, I digress...
Mike: That comic was a steaming pile of shit.