A Role to Play, part 1

Jonathan: Mike: And so then I said... Karl: Ready yourselves! We're going on an RPG! Jonathan: Now I can finally learn the secret of my dark and mysterious past... Mike: I need to hit the store first. Karl: Sure, whatever. Mike: Pardon me, my good man. Mike: I require some cloth armor, which offers no more protection against weaponry or magic than the clothes I'm already wearing - but they are more stylish. Mike: Oh, and a stick, if you have one of those. Disembodied Voice of Narration: Cloth 10 Disembodied Voice of Narration: Wooden 50 Disembodied Voice of Narration: Chain 80 Karl: Ok, so I'm a fighter, he's a thief, and you're a... magician? Mike: I don't know any spells yet. Jonathan: Ah, so you're a burden, then. Disembodied Voice of Narration: To be continued...