Land of the Free

Karl: If I were the president, would I still have to wear pants? Jonathan: Uhh... maybe? Karl: Well think about it. If I were the president, and I went Chicago Style, would people do anything about it? I doubt they'd impeach me over pants. Jonathan: Disembodied Voice of Narration: In the future, when Karl is president: Karl: My fellow Americans, I just wanted to say: Karl: WOOOO!!! Let freedom ring, ladies! Out of Panel Voice: "What a bold assertion of executive power!" Out of Panel Voice: "What an outrage! America was built by pants-loving Christians!" Out of Panel Voice: "Though this move may impress Asia, it will gain us little respect from the African nations."