The Debate Klub Classic Literature Series: A Christmas Carol in Prose, Being a Ghost Story of Christmas (Or A Christmas Carol)

Disembodied Voice of Narration: A Christmas Carol in Prose, Being a Ghost Story of Christmas (Or A Christmas Carol)
Disembodied Voice of Narration: Bob Cratchet
Disembodied Voice of Narration: Ebenezer Scrooge
Mike: Coal and time off... pretty please?
Mike: Bah, humbug!

Disembodied Voice of Narration: A Ghost
Disembodied Voice of Narration: Jacob Marley
Disembodied Voice of Narration: Ebenezer Scrooge
Karl: Your lack of Victorian morals is bad and similar warnings.
Mike: Bah, humbug!

Disembodied Voice of Narration: A Ghost
Disembodied Voice of Narration: The Ghost of Christmas Past
Disembodied Voice of Narration: Ebenezer Scrooge
Karl: For various reasons, you've had a bad past.
Mike: Bah, humbug.

Disembodied Voice of Narration: A Ghost
Disembodied Voice of Narration: The Ghost of Christmas Present
Disembodied Voice of Narration: Ebenezer Scrooge
Karl: Your present is coal, tinder, regret, and dead children.
Mike: Bah, humbug?

Disembodied Voice of Narration: A Ghost
Disembodied Voice of Narration: The Ghost of Christmas Future
Disembodied Voice of Narration: Ebenezer Scrooge
Karl: 
Mike: Bah, humbug...

Disembodied Voice of Narration: Christmas
Disembodied Voice of Narration: Ebenezer Scrooge
Disembodied Voice of Narration: Bob Cratchet
Disembodied Voice of Narration: Tiny Tim
Mike: I propose the welfare state!
Mike: Now I can take every day off!
Mike: Can I have a medicaid state too?