Show Me Love

Mike: The travails of love... They do agonize me so.
Her Beatific Attendance: Maybe I can help?

Mike: The one I love does not love me back.
Her Beatific Attendance: *tee hee* Love isn't everything, you know.
Karl: 

Mike: Then what? What is it that I can look to?
Her Beatific Attendance: LUST! Sweet and juicy. The truest emotion! No! The only emotion.
Karl: 

Mike: But I want fulfillment and companionship...
Disembodied Voice of Narration: Oh ho! Wouldn't that be lovely? No wonder he's alone.
Karl: 

Mike: You haven't been of much help at all!
Her Beatific Attendance: Well I am no more than just a sexy body, after all. *tee hee*