Birth

Mike: *sip sip* Mike: Yaaaaah! Mike: Why, it's a radioactive meteor from space! I bet if I touch it I'll gain super powers. Space Cancer Man: Is it malignant, Dr. Grave? Dr. Grave: Yes. It's cancer-Space Cancer. Space Cancer Man: Can I still be a space hero? Dr. Grave: No, that's a terrible idea. Space Cancer Man: *cough* But I must try, for America! Disembodied Voice of Narration: CANCER MAN Space Cancer Man: That's Space Cancer Man. *hack* Disembodied Voice of Narration: With crippling, terminal illness granted to him by a radioactive meteor from space, Space Cancer Man fights for peace and justice.