Death

A Thief!: Robbing the orphanage is the best idea I've ever had! Disembodied Voice of Narration: A robbery at the Orphanage? This sounds like a job for... Space CANCER MAN A Thief!: What the? Space Cancer Man: Stop thief! A Thief!: Space Cancer Man: I'll punish your evil wa- *COUGH HACK* Disembodied Voice of Narration: PITY! A Thief!: Space Cancer Man: *COUGH HACK* God it hurts! A Thief!: Space Cancer Man: Arrrrgh... ... Disembodied Voice of Narration: REGRET! A Thief!: Space Cancer Man: A Thief!: Man, that was depressing. Space Cancer Man: A Thief!: I'm going to go turn myself in now. Space Cancer Man: A Cop!: Way to go, Space Caner Man! Space Cancer Man: A Cop!: ... Oh. Space Cancer Man: