This is once again semi-autobiographical. Our friend Josh provided us with a number of NERF weapons on new year's eve with the ostensible goal of providing us a "non-violent" means of conflict resolution. As you would expect, however, things took a noticeably violent turn. I did take a dart in the eye before the night was out and while it did hurt quite a bit I did not bleed.

From the side of my nerf revolver:

1. Do not aim at eyes or face. (check)
2. Use only darts designed for this product. (check)
3. Do not modify darts or dart blaster. (check)

(check) indicates that this rule was broken, possibly repeatedly.